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Elin Woods Just Got $100 Million
Hopefully a virtual mountain of porn star vagina was worth it because Tiger Woods is reportedly facing a $100 million divorce settlement to Elin Nordegren Woods and child support, according to TMZ: As...
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Elin Nordegren Says Pre-Approved Words
Seen here yesterday after signing divorce papers Monday, Elin Nordegren gave her “first and last” interview to People regarding her divorce from Tiger Woods that’s obviously been vetted through an...
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Tiger Woods is an Idiot
What you’re looking at is the October 2010 mug shot of Alyse Lahti Johnson after she was pulled over for DUI. Turns out she’s Tiger Woods‘ new girlfriend proving God really does have a sense of humor...
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Rachel Uchitel Banged Elin Nordegren’s New Boyfriend. Of Course.
*sniff sniff* “Gold?” If you’re rich and even remotely good looking, there’s a pretty good chance you’ve banged Rachel Uchitel, Tiger Woods‘ Ground Whore Zero, at some pint. Which is why it shouldn’t...
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Elin Nordegren Is Ready To Open Her Heart, And Let The Gold Back In
Despite the fact he slept with Tiger Woods’ Whore Zero Event right before dating her, a new and improved Elin Nordegren is going to put blinders on to Jamie Dingman‘s shortcomings and focus solely on...
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Roberto Cavalli Tried To Bang Tiger Wood’s Ex Now
When we last left Roberto Cavalli, he was demonstrating how awesome it is to be old because you can do all kinds of horny shit and people just laugh and call you adorable. So, of course, here is in a...
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Tiger Woods ‘Re-Proposed’ To Elin Nordegren, More Importantly, These Bikini...
Considering the last person people know Tiger Woods has banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s aggressively trying to get back...
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Elin Nordegren’s Dating Her Billionaire Neighbor Now
It’s no secret that Elin Nordegren‘s type is rich as fuck, and now she’s taken it to a level most of us can relate to: Banging whatever’s closest and available. On that note, if this guy turns out to...
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Lindsey Vonn Hid In Tiger Woods’ Car For An Hour Because She’s Terrified of...
Yesterday, Tiger Woods and Lindsey Vonn made the odd choice of announcing they’re dating on Facebook, complete with weird, forced Olan Mills couples portraits, which they actually thought would earn...
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And Now Elin Nordegren In Yoga Pants
Some might say I provide little to no value to society as a whole and only foster a morally deteriorating environment that promotes unhealthy body images and actually perpetuates celebrity worship even...
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Tiger Woods gets in on this Haiti actionTiger Woods gets in on this Haiti action
If you consider Russell Simmon’s Twitter a reliable source, Tiger Woods is supposedly sending a plane full of medical supplies to Haiti presumably to atone for his wandering cock: I heard tiger woods...
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The Tiger Woods Crash: What Really HappenedThe Tiger Woods Crash: What Really...
Gerald Posner of The Daily Beast was on Today this morning where he recounted the story of what really happened the night of Tiger Woods’ crash. As told through a veil of speculation and anonymous...
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Tiger Woods’ wife calling off divorceTiger Woods’ wife calling off divorce
Apparently Tiger Woods is doing an awesome job convincing Elin Woods her vagina is enough for his $80 billion penis because she’s reportedly halting divorce talks, according to RadarOnline: Elin spent...
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This naked woman says Tiger Woods will never change.This naked woman says...
Seen here in the pages of Playboy like a good, credible woman, Loredana Jolie thinks Tiger Woods stint in sex rehab won’t solve anything. Page Six reports: “He would engage in sex from 9 p.m. until the...
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Tiger Woods is cured!Tiger Woods is cured!
Tiger Woods has completed his stay in rehab and just wants to get back to making millions of dollars which, when you think about it, is what got him here in the first place. PopEater reports: Woods,...
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Tiger Woods to bless us with his voiceTiger Woods to bless us with his voice
Tiger Woods is making his first public announcement Friday where he’ll pretend to have learned a lesson about whatever he did wrong. He’s not paid to remember these things. People reports: “Tiger Woods...
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Elin Woods wants nothing to do with Tiger press conferenceElin Woods wants...
Despite Tiger Woods’ handlers urging her to, Elin Woods probably won’t be attending his press conference on Friday that’s already pissing off the professional golfing world with its shitty timing....
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Tiger Woods looks remorsefulTiger Woods looks remorseful
“Damn, I fucked them hookers good. Now watch this drive.” - Tiger Wood’s Face, Orlando, FL. Photos: Getty … More »
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Tiger Woods: Prelude to BullshitTiger Woods: Prelude to Bullshit
Not even the Teabag Terrorist can stop the Tiger Woods media circus that’s about to unfold shortly. Here’s what we know going in: – Tiger is on a “vacation” from sex rehab and will return next week. –...
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Tiger Woods: America’s #1 Golfing RobotTiger Woods: America’s #1 Golfing Robot
Less than an hour ago Tiger Woods delivered a press conference with about as much emotion as a quarterly stock report at a shareholders meeting. Which let’s be honest, was entirely what it was. Here...
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Joslyn James had a press conference, tooJoslyn James had a press conference, too
Despite the fact her entire family is coming out of the woodwork to say she’s a compulsive liar, Joslyn James and her attorney Gloria Allred held their own press conference today in response to Tiger’s...
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Of course they do.Of course they do.
To absolutely zero surprise to no one, Nike accepts Tiger Woods’ apology. Via TMZ: “Tiger has apologized and made his position clear. Nike fully supports him and his family. We look forward to him...
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Oh, good. The Whore Parade’s back.Oh, good. The Whore Parade’s back.
Apparently Joslyn James was the starting shot because several of Tiger Woods’ mistresses are already lining up TV appearances to give their response to today’s press conference/expressionless...
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Tiger Woods makes Elin apologize to daughter’s schoolTiger Woods makes Elin...
Because this was entirely her fault, Elin Woods has cosigned a letter of apology to her daughter’s school for the increased paparazzi stemming from Tiger’s penis. Via E! News: “We would like to share...
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Chris Brown supports Tiger WoodsChris Brown supports Tiger Woods
Somewhere Nike just shit a Cross Trainer. Via E! News: “My hat goes off to him,” Chris says. “I support him. I hope he gets back on the field and does his thing because he is the best at it.” But the...
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Tiger Woods made love to pills, tooTiger Woods made love to pills, too
Realizing the ol’ sex addiction routine was about 25 cocktail waitresses past its prime, Tiger Woods has checked himself into an Arizona rehab clinic for addiction to Vicodin and Ambien, according to...
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Elin Woods re-enters the TigerElin Woods re-enters the Tiger
Because diamonds don’t come out faucets – at least in the guest house – Elin Woods is moving back in with Tiger Woods. RadarOnline reports: On Wednesday, Elin and Tiger spent approximately three hours...
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Tiger Woods’ caddy is a horrible wingmanTiger Woods’ caddy is a horrible wingman
Tiger Woods’ longtime caddy Steve Williams had no idea about the 67 cocktail waitresses his boss should’ve used the 4-iron with and apparently would’ve gone public had he known, according to People:...
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Tiger Woods ready to be Golfing Jesus againTiger Woods ready to be Golfing...
Tiger Woods is playing in the Masters to the surprise of absolutely no one even remotely familiar with golf. ESPN reports: “The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with...
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Tiger Woods pretends to answers questionsTiger Woods pretends to answers...
Obviously not one to let Jesse James steal his poon thunder, Tiger Woods granted ESPN a five-minute-only interview Sunday night for the sole purpose of repeating his press conference verbatim while...
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Tiger Woods paid mistress $10 mil in hush moneyTiger Woods paid mistress $10...
Tiger Woods reportedly paid Mistress #1 of 8,500 Rachel Uchitel $10 million to stop her from going through with a tell-all press conference, and obviously she didn’t spend on her appearance because she...
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Elin Woods fears no whore!Elin Woods fears no whore!
Tiger Woods took off for the Masters in George Sunday but without his wife Elin who apparently doesn’t deal with the mistresses that plan on showing up. Hollywood Life reports: “She did not even say...
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Tiger Woods: ‘You love me, you really love me.’Tiger Woods: ‘You love me, you...
An uncharacteristically chipper Tiger Woods held a press conference today at the Masters where he essentially reiterated the same talking points about hurting his family but also thanked the fans for...
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Tiger Woods banged his neighbor’s daughterTiger Woods banged his neighbor’s...
Tiger Woods allegedly slept with his neighbor’s 21-year-old daughter just a few yards away from his own house, according to RadarOnline: Coudriet is now 22 and recently confronted Tiger when all his...
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Jim Carrey vs. Elin Woods?Jim Carrey vs. Elin Woods?
In probably the most random way to handle a break-up, Jim Carrey took to Twitter on Friday and essentially kicked Elin Woods in the Swedish teats for letting Tiger Woods cheat on her: - Tiger Woods...
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Jim Carrey is having a nervous breakdownJim Carrey is having a nervous breakdown
Because chucking bricks at Elin Woods wasn’t enough Twitter fun for Jim Carrey, he’s taken to firing weird late night tweets where he refers to himself as characters from his movies. Not at all an...
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Elin Woods hired a divorce lawyer right after crashElin Woods hired a divorce...
Apparently Elin Woods wasn’t having any bullshit and retained the services of London divorce attorney Walter H. White back in January, according to TMZ: In an email to his staff dated January 12, 2010,...
View ArticleTiger Woods Had A Fun DayTiger Woods Had A Fun Day
Somebody flew a "Cheater" banner over the U.S. Open yesterday. Tiger Woods handled it well.
View ArticleGavin Rossdale Is Banging Tiger Woods’ Ex-Wife Elin Nordegren
Gavin Rossdale and Elin Nordegren? Did not see that coming.
View ArticleGavin Rossdale Is Still Trying To Bang Elin Nordegren
Elin Nordegren won't be banging slimebag cheater Gavin Rossdale anytime soon, but it's fun to pretend, right?
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